The Never Ending Flows of Superstorm Sandy

The mainstream media and its government handlers have spoken. The raging inferno that consumed dozens of businesses and several city blocks in Seaside Heights, New Jersey was caused by faulty wiring -- damaged by super storm Sandy. The result of course is,

Gov. Chris Christie's administration decided the state will use Sandy-recovery money to pay for debris removal. He also pledged $15 million in Sandy money to help rebuild the burned businesses.

How convenient! Christie's fiscal bear hug with Barack is the gift that keeps on giving.

Let's look at what other maladies along the Jersey boardwalks can be linked with Sandy, providing basis, perhaps, for more equitably and completely distributing the Sandy largess up and down the Jersey shore. 

Sources say Sandy's hurricane force winds blew Philly Cheese Steaks up to New York. The government needs to stabilize food vendors lest the next storm blow their sausages back to Italy.

Sandy driven sea spray and rain blew into boardwalk arcades, seeped into and warped Skee Ball lanes. Fairness is sought. Funds are needed to get the games back on the level.











Storm rains waterlogged now limp and musty knock-down dolls. Arcades need to firm up and replenish targets on boardwalks in the Wildwoods, Sea Isle City, Ocean City, Atlantic City and points north. This is an economic development issue you know. What do the Obamanista's call it?  Forward!

Instead of earning "Choice" stuffed animals, dimes floated in targeted bottles out to sea, where they will swirl in the Gulf Stream until retrieved across the ocean by an Irish lad or lass. Meanwhile, lads and lassies need the dime toss restored to support their summer visas to work the games along the shore.  It's for the kids you know, poor immigrants each one.






The Nathan's hot dog eating contest championship belt disappeared, no doubt flotsam somewhere in the back bay marshes. Hot dog food security is threatened. The contest must live on.

Finally, Mack's Pizza in the Wildwoods was driven into bankruptcy when Sandy blew away away the $2.00 a slice sign and revealed historical non-compensatory prices lying beneath. Money just doesn't go as far these days. I wonder why?