Warning: Mad Man on the Loose!

California Without Cities

Evacuation preparations are underway.  Civil defense plans are being activated throughout the Golden State and up and down the West Coast.  Kim Jong-un is gearing up to take on imperialist America.  Electronic surveillance has revealed that North Korea is preparing  to photoshop off the cities of Los Angeles, San Francisco and Seattle from the United States landmass.  Confirming the hermit kingdom's plans, humint operatives today smuggled out of North Korea a copy of a California state map sans cities (see right).  That's Kim's plan.  Let's hope that North Korea waits until the weekend to carry out its threats -- when Nancy Pelosi is at home.  Think of the relief of never having to see that helmet hairdo -- never, ever again.