“Kids should be able to ride safely. I know from my own experience, you don’t need
a pickup truck to drive a child to school or to go out for an ice cream cone. This is reasonable regulation. Pickup trucks need a single seat, maybe two –
no more. I don’t aim to prohibit Ford F
Series trucks altogether. I realize
farmers, ranchers and contractors have legitimate uses for these machines. But it’s time to put an end to urban cowboys,
socialite soccer moms, Republicans from Massachusetts and would be gentleman
farmers recklessly endangering the public with big, powerful, multi-passenger pickup
trucks. Leave powerful pickups to us. “
Tester continued,
“General Motors and Chrysler
Corporation are model corporate citizens entering their fifth year of unquestionably
yielding to urgent public policy imperatives.
It’s time Allen Mullaly and his crew over at Ford Motor Corporation gets
on board. The truck control crisis creates
an opportunity to infuse much needed balance into the auto industry.”
Tester signaled the legislation will exempt landholders
owning or leasing ten or more acres, farmers or ranchers who drive 100 hp or
larger tractors, contractors who operate a backhoe, bulldozer or front end
loader, and entities at all levels of government. To limit impulsive purchases, there will be a
two week cooling off period when pickup trucks cannot be purchased before Christmas. Acknowledging the importance
of forestry interests to the Montana state economy, Tester has asked the lumber
industry for input on what legitimate interests might be served by allowing it
to continue to use pickup trucks. Some
truck control activists, who refused to be identified by name because of the
sensitivity of the matter, acknowledge they would be open to limiting
restrictions to trucks equipped with automatic transmissions, which are known
to permit poorly trained drivers to gun the engines and accelerate rapidly.
Senator Tester’s legislation closes the notorious Penny Saver loophole. Non-dealer pickup owners would
no longer be able to advertise trucks for sale in unregulated markets. Owners may, however, turn pickup trucks in to
local police departments or other designated law enforcement agencies without fear
of prosecution. The law expands the
duties of and renames the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, as the
Bureau of Stuff That Uppity Progressives Insist Desist (STUPID). After opportunities for public input, STUPID
will publish the rules and regulations it has already written defining what Ford
F-Series pickup trucks are covered by the legislation.
A coalition of vehicle manufacturers including Subaru USA, Volkswagen
USA, BMW USA, Mercedes USA and Hyundai USA, has come out in favor of the
Tester bill. To build support for the legislation, they
launched the website www.wedontbuildpickuptrucks.com.
Jon Tester is serving his second six-year term in the
United States Senate. He was returned
to his senate seat with a resounding plurality when the opposition vote split last
November between Republican candidate Denny Rehberg and Libertarian candidate
Dan Cox. During the campaign Senator Tester said he is no Barack Obama puppet. He will support truck control legislation so long as President Obama opposes it.
Does Tester have any wind turbines on his land?
ReplyDeleteTester insists that wind power is less expensive than conventional energy sources.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.northernbroadcasting.com/Talk/FlintReportHeadlines/tabid/519/ID/1729/Tester-Claims-Wind-Power-is-Cheaper.aspx
That's why he insists on subsidizing it.
Tester is an idiot.
ReplyDeleteThis is a joke right? Mirroring gun control legislation? This days it's hard to tell.
ReplyDeleteIt's real hard to determine if this is a joke, or if it is a real Democrat politician
ReplyDeletetrying some new nanny legislation. That shows how far out in left field this stuff has become. Twenty-five years ago many would have laughed at this joke, now it could be real!
If this is a joke, it isn't outrageous enough. Our senators are Maria Cant(think)well and Patty Murray, so I take everything at face value any more!
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